We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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