It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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