im gay
i know
yea but for you.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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