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just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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