I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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