What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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