Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
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He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
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I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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