So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
