Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
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Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
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We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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