Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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