At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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