We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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