Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Randomize
