and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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