I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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