You're my little dorito
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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