All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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