So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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