How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
babies were throwing up all over the place
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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