Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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