I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
