i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
