careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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