Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
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I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
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PS: I just woke up from my shower
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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