The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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