I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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