Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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