there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
tell me about the eggs
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