hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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