woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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