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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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