Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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