Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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