I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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