He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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