I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
i out mim tonsoeep
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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