Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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