just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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