Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
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They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
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Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
PANTIES FOUND
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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