singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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