she was so not down for the gang bang
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Do you have feelings for this penis?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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