I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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