I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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