tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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