Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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