I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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