It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
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