She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
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