the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
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Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
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He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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