I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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