She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
vagina is talking i cant
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
The struggles of a small town man whore
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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