But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I'm sobbing to NWA
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