Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
It's never too late to be topless.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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