I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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