Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
whose ass print is on the piano?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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