Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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