there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
Randomize
