I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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