So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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