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I could have mohawked her pubes.

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(443): I could have mohawked her pubes. http://tfl.nu/msas

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Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?

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(847): Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did? http://tfl.nu/wv87

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yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations

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(228): yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations http://tfl.nu/eytk

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i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous

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(760): i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous http://tfl.nu/sccn

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Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship

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(775): Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship http://tfl.nu/iroi

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My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo

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(847): My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo http://tfl.nu/wnvu

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Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday

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(850): Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday http://tfl.nu/xmv6

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Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK

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(551): Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK http://tfl.nu/f4xz

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She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?

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(816): She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit? http://tfl.nu/kt2r

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She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.

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(708): She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life. http://tfl.nu/33lt

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So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail

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(216): So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail http://tfl.nu/m6e0

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I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.

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(+61): I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision. http://tfl.nu/5ber

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She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen

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(+44): She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen http://tfl.nu/pozx

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We have started to decorate penises.

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(770): We have started to decorate penises. http://tfl.nu/ezlh

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Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"

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(425): Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes" http://tfl.nu/k3vr

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