i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
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So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
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Why can't burritos get me drunk
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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