I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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