I think im going to throw up on grandma
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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